What movies have not aged well?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What questions will be asked by the executive director of JP Morgan for 6 years of experience in Java? The technical rounds are already cleared.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-J W Pepper

Europe stock markets open lower; FTSE 100 choppy after UK economy shrinks more than expected - CNBC

From Russia With Love

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Did sharing a wife turn out okay?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Is it okay or problematic to be both Black and gay in society in the 21st century?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

My waist finally looks like how it did before I had kids but I didn’t lose weight. Why am I still 15 lbs from my starting weight?

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

Moonraker

Can you turn 150 pages into a 5 minute presentation before a meeting?

You Only Live Twice

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”Ah so!”

Will the opposition parties like NTK, AIADMK, BJP, TVK, etc. form a pre-election alliance in Tamil Nadu on a single agenda of defeating the DMK alliance in the state assembly elections 2026?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

Can being annoyed be a sign of getting angry?

Octopussy

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why do I like to eat my own cum?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

I'm a 28-year-old guy who has never been in a relationship, nor can I seem to find someone who wants to be in one with me. Why do I feel like a freak?